What am I to do?
I can’t bring a man home. No sooner do I, than she comes switching her big tail down the hall. All eyes immediately follow her. I might as well be plaster on the wall. Her blue eyes stare directly into my guest’s eyes as she brushes past. Game over, he’s in the bag. Is she aware of her allure, her power? You better believe it! Her eyes flash at me in satisfaction as she parks herself in what should have been my man’s lap.
My days are long. Clients and a demanding boss crowd the hours from sunup to sundown. I arrive home to find her spread out on the couch. Lounging like a queen at court. Does she ask me about my day? No. She demands dinner right away. Uncaring if I’m sick or tired.
My no cooking, no cleaning, man stealing roommate has got to go!
She had nowhere to go, no one to love so I opened my home to her. Now she seems to be under the impression I am her slave. How about contributing toward the rent sweetie? Since you think you’re so “fly”, let’s see if you can get your big tail on camera.
My no cooking, no cleaning, man stealing roommate has got to go!
Don’t get me wrong, she has some good qualities and right now I’m trying to remember what they are. I love her or she wouldn’t be here. I should have my head examined, I know, but she’s my best friend.
My no cooking, no cleaning, man stealing roommate has got to go!
She doesn’t have a resume but maybe you could find it in your heart to give her a job anyway? I’ve posted her picture.
Oh man! I can feel it!
My no cooking, no cleaning, man stealing roommate just stole your heart too!
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