Don't Be Jealous
Yes, I'm cute, pretty, gorgeous, beautiful. I hear that, and more, so often my ears twitch. What is a girl to do when she comes by it naturally? Flaunt it.
When I walk into a room, heads turn. When I speak, conversations stop. I may not have a job but I still manage to bring home the bacon. I can't help it if no one else in the house can eat it.
Yeah, I've got one of those. A roommate that is a pain in my wagging tail. Can I help it if she invites a guy over and he spends the time feeding me treats and whispering sweet nothings?
To be honest, I think I'm doing my roommate a favor. Most of the men she brings home are out of her league. Even if the world were not blessed with my lovely presence, she couldn't snag a boyfriend. Talk about hopeless!
SO STOP HATING ON A KITTY, ROOMIE!
And about that job, I don't need to know how to cook, clean or find employment. That's why I have you. Quit moaning and groaning and find a job that pays better. We could both use a few new things. Me, a new condo. You, a personality Me, the cutest collar at popsugar.com. You, a head to toe make over. Oh wait...better get two jobs that pay well.
I could lay a few more home-truths on you but it's past my nap time. Wake me when dinner is ready.
Toodles!
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